Sasuke: hmph...
Fred: FIGHT!

Dorko: Oh boy. This is going to be painful...

Dorko starts out with a simple shell toss.

[Sasuke counters with the Chidoi (Yes I spelled that wrong, Who cares) (I beleive that's that Really powerful attack Sasuke does with his Hand)]
Bob: WOH! Sasuke starting off Strong
Bill: It's the only way I think. Dorko's Protected from fiore In his shell... I think...
Bob: Never stoped Mario's Fireballs before...
Bill: True... but then again, It's Freakin Mario...

Dorko stops the shell toss and barely gets out of the way.

Dorko: OK, so the moves I learned turned out to be preeeetty useless, so... Hm...

Dorko pulls out a shotgun and starts shooting at Sasuke.

Dorko: I'm sure this is allowed!

Fred: Oh of course it is.. I like seeing weapons....
[Sasuke counters by throwing knives... both attacks hit]
Bob: Woh. Sasuke might have wanted to avoid that, guns aginst the unarmored work really well...

Dorko: Ouch! That hurt.

Dorko starts running backwards as a retreat, whipping out a pistol and shooting like crazy.

[Sasuke jumps up and Throws one of thoe HUGE Throwing Stars at Dorko]