Bob: This is Somewhat Ironic...
Bill: I'll say
Fred: It's like the Sudo-Ultimate Battle, or something.... FIGHT!

Wario starts off by taking out his motorcycle and driving it towards Bowser.

Hey, I think I just remembered that I control Bowser! Wow!

Bowser grabs the motorcycle and throws it above him. He flamethrowers Wario and his motorcycle. Wario grabs the big wheel on his bike and tries to avoid the flames. Barely dodging, Wario throws the wheel at Bowser before landing. Bowser looks at Wario and the wheel nails him on the face.

Bowser tosses the wheel aside and charges at Wario. He starts slashing at him with his claws. Wario grabs Bowser's arms to make him stop. Wario tosses Bowser away and thinks of what to do next.

Bowser gets into his shell and rams Wario. Bowser jumps high into the air and falls towards Wario. Wario barely dodges, but then Bowser spits fire at him. Wario runs around in circles before turning into ash.

Bowser laughs, thinking he's won and not paying attention. Wario reforms and shoulder bashes Bowser. Bowser turned, though, and Wario hits the spikes. Wario screams and gains Bowser's attention. Bowser stands there confused.

Bowser: How!?

Wario: I'm INVINCIBLE!

Wario laughs as he punches Bowser in the face. Bowser bites Wario's hand, so Wario screams some more. Bowser breathes fire while biting down, increasing the pain. Wario punches Bowser on the nose to make him let go. Bowser tackles Wario. Wario falls down and doesn't get up.

Bowser: Ha! You're nothing but a loser.

Bob: Wario's down for the Count. Looks like bowser just ight have this!
Audiance: WARIO! CHA CHA CHA! WARIO! CHA CHA CHA!
Bill: is it me or does the Crowd Love Wario?
Bob: Could it be?
SD: Wario you fool! don't let your Fans down!
[Fred Rasises his hand and Opens his mouth to speak but...]