Koopa Bros Fortress

Koopa Red: Nice Work, Dudes! We scored big!

Koopa Black: Totally, man! Those dudes didn't see it coming!!

Koopa Green: And now we got TWO more Virtual GBA SPs!!

Koopa Yellow: What morons they are to leave them in their karts!!!

Koopa Red: So, now that we have 4 Virtual GBA (they stole 2 from some Toads) Wanna play Teenage Ninja Koopa Bros?

Koopa Green, Yellow, Black: HELL YEAH, DUDE!!!!

Blue: I'm sure I saw them going toward here...

Lilley: Gawd, I hope we didn't lose them.

Orange: Hey, I'm seeing a kind of fort.

Mandew: This must be where they went! HERE WE GO!

*Mandew, Lilley, Orange and Blue barge in the fortress, and check left and right to see where the VGBASP theifs went.*

*An Alarm goes off, but the KB don't notice*

Meanwhile, near Mandew's team

Koopa 1: So, i saw this movie, and it is HOT!!!

Koopa 2: what was the movie called?

Koopa 1: "Rawk Hawk visits the Angry Sun"

Koopa 2: ooo...k.. Hey? Aren't those the intruders that set off the alarm?

Koopa 1: Yeah.......wait, why are we the only ones here?

Koopa 2: Crap.

Paratroopa: Idiots!

Bobomb: Attack!

The Bobomb tackles Mandew and explode. Paratroopa goes into his shell and flies down at Blue.

Mandew: Errrm, did you see some guys passing by with some Virtual Game Boys?

Blue: -_-" dammit Mandew, don't you see THEY could have it!

Mandew: Huh? Errrm... Hm, you're right! GIMME BACK MY CBSP NOW!

*Mandew gets Explod'd by the bob-omb, while Blue gets Shell-shocked.*

Mandew: AHHHHH!! *exploded and nearly propelled out of the fortress by the explosion* >_< *cough* *ack*

Blue: OSNAP!! *shell-shocked.*

Orange: Rrrrrr

*Orange wrapped his thongue around the Para-koopa's Leg. Lilley attemped to bounce on the Para-Koopa.*

Paratroopa: HELP ME YOU USELESS KOOPAS!!!

Koopa 1: whaoh, where'd they come from?

Koopa 2: who cares? They saved us!!

Koopa 1: So, should we help our troops?

Koopa 2: No way am i helping them!!! Er, i think those guys can handle the invaders....Let's go watch some Rock TV!!

Koopa 1: Sweet.

*Mandew and Blue were getting up slowly. They weren't prepared to handle the surprise attack.*

*Lilley stomped on the Parakoopa. She then did a flip as she bounced off then stomped it again, before bouncing to the ground.*

The Paratroopa turned into a Koopa that shell tossed into the other two useless koopas.

Lilley: Well, I guess they didn't have it...

Orange: Well, we'll have to continue searching.

*Lilley and Orange helped Mandew and Blue up.*

Orange: I think we should seperate.

*Blue, Mandew and Lilley nodded.*

Orange: Blue and Lilley should go at the right. Mandew and I'll go left.

Blue, Mandew and Lilley: k.

*They go in their designed directions.*

The Parakoopa missed, smashing the Rock TV

Koopa 1: Hey! The TV's broken!

Koopa 2: Maybe we gotta add coins!

Parakoopa: Will you Help us already?!

Koopa 1 and 2: awwwww.....fine

1 Koopa Shell Shots Orange, While another uses the Parakoopa as a board and uses it to attack Mandew

Mandew: *sees the shell at the last second* WHA!

*Orange, seeing it coming from the corner of the eye, blocked the shell and kept it in hand. Mandew, on his side, didn't see it coming. The impact was straight into the chest, sending Mandew right into the wall.*

Mandew: ...

Orange: Mandew!

*Orange looked at the Shell-Boarding Koopa and tossed the other's Shell right at him.*

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Lilley: Gah, this place is big x_x.

Blue: Maybe we can try to search for information... Oh look! A map!

Koopa 1: Eeeeeyyyyaaaaahhhhh!!!!

Koopa 2: It's just been one of those days....

Koopa 2 jumps over Koopa 1, sending Koopa 1 into a wall. Koopa 2 kicks the parakoopa shell at Orange while and shell shots to Orange himself.

*Orange jumped over the first, then, surprised at the second one coming, assumed a defensive position (guard) and braced himself for the impact. Once the shell bounced off, Orange stomped Koopa 1 before Ground-Pounding him, which he think would be enough to finish him.*

Koopa 1: x_X

However, while Orange was attacking Koopa 1, he didn't notice the paratroopa shell had rebound off a wall and hit Orange in the back

Orange: Wha!!!!!!

*Orange is sent straight into the wall, which was really 1 foot in front of him, making the impact hard. He fell on the floor, hurt.*

In his Wario Ware clothes, Wario on his motorcycle was driving at the fighting sides. He was grabbing a handle with one hand and holding a Chaos Emerald with the other. He was coming from deep inside the fortress. He lifted the back wheel and smashed it down, forcing the motorcycle to jump. It bounced off Lilley's head, onto Blue's, onto a Koopa's, onto a Paratroopa's, and then back on the ground. As he neared the entrance, which was his exit, he looked back and grinned. He put the Chaos Emerald in his vest and pulled out a bobomb. He threw he bobomb back at them.

Koopa 2: OSHI-

The Bobomb explodes, Knocking out Koopa 2, and sending the Paratroopa shell flying in every direction.

*Seeing the incoming motar, Lilley guarded on Wario's wheely bouncing, and Blue superguarded at it.*

Blue: *Sees Bob-omb exploding.* WHA!

*Blue and Lilley were sent fliying forward, and landed 100 meters away from their initial position, when they finally hit a wall and fell face-first. Blue got up right away.*

Blue: Wao! That was Wario! And he was holding a kind of gem thingy...

Well, we better focus on our VGBASPs, gehy Lilley?

Lilley: ...

*Lilley was still in her guarding position, except she was back on the floor. She wasn't moving at all...*

Blue: Lilley? LILLEY?

*Lilley was still not moving... Blue poked her. Her muscles were hard due to being braced, and was still not moving.*

Blue: Uh-ho...

Meanwhile, with the Koopa Bros

Koopa Black: Aw sweet! we got Mega OWNING combo!!

Koopa Red: Hey Yellow, pass me a 7-up

Koopa Yellow: You get it! Me and Green are almost to lv 30!!

Koopa Red: Fine. (pauses game)

Koopa Green: Say, has that alarm been going off?

Koopa Red: Who cares ?! i'm sure the guards can handle it! (unpauses game)

Dorko Four You crashed through a window and smashed into Red Koopa Bro afro-first. The afro bounced off Red Koopa Bro and Dorko Four You got sent flying off the planet.

dorko4u wrote:

Dorko Four You crashed through a window and smashed into Red Koopa Bro afro-first. The afro bounced off Red Koopa Bro and Dorko Four You got sent flying off the planet.

[OMG! WTF? LOL! Dorko's Flying everywhere!!!]

Koopa Red: Dude, Something hit me!!!!

Koopa Black: Red, dude, We're at the Boss!!

Koopa Red: Oh yeah......(goes back to playing)

*Mandew smashed the Paratroopa shell with his hammer, hard, making it bounce out of the fortress after Wario.*

Mandew: Aw dammit. Are you O.K. Orange?

Orange: ... ugh...

Mandew: I'll take that as a no. *Helps Orange up.*

Orange: Gawd, that was painful. Anyways, there must be a map of this place somewhere...

Mandew: You're probably right...

*Mandew and Orange go in search of a map of the place.*

Bob-omb 1: So, where are the invaders again?

Bob-omb 2: Look up, retard! It's on the Map

Bob-omb 1: Well, excuse me for being so short!!

Bullet Bill: well at least you don't have to be shot of a cannon!!

Bill Blaster: .............

Bob-omb 2: hey look, i see a weird guy with brown hair and an Orange Yoshi!

Bob-omb 1: You heard him Bill, Blast them!!

Bill Blaster:.............

The Bill Blaster starts firing Bullet Bills at Mandew and Orange

Mandew wrote:

*Mandew smashed the Paratroopa shell with his hammer, hard, making it bounce out of the fortress after Wario.*

Wario grabbed the Paratroopa shell and reached inside it. He grabbed the Koopa inside and pulled him out. He threw him away and kept the shell. He drove off.

Earlier, after parting with Tails, he had headed home. He spotted something shiny in the Koopa Bros. Fortress and decided to get his motorcycle and stuff. After discovering it to be a Chaos Emerald, he saw a Yellow Yoshi eat a Chaos Emerald outside and run. Wario was now hurrying to find that Yoshi.

Mandew & Orange: !!!

*Mandew jumped on the first bullet bill, and bounced all the way to the ceilling. He tried to grip on it, but it wasn't grippy enough.*

Mandew: Wha! *crashes to the floor.*

*While Mandew equipped his Monty Mitts, Orange was doing fine, eating Bullet Bills, crapping eggs and throwing them at the group of Bob-ombs and Bill Blasters.*

Bob-omb 1: Hah! That's the best you got?! (gets hit by an egg) (light fuses)

Bob-omb 1+2: OH CRA-

Bob-omb 1 goes off, making Bob-omb 2 go off, causing a big explosion. Bill Blaster, still alright, continues firing Bullet Bills.