Doctor Bob vs Bass (gone fishing)

Doom Bot: Match 19, Dr.Bob vs Bass. Begin!

*Dr Bob pulls out a finishing pole and throws the line at Bass*

Dr.Bob: Here fishy fishy fishy!

[Bass Grabs the line, Charges up a Shot from his Bass Buster, Pulls Dr. Bob with a Very Forceful Tug on the line and Finaly tops it all off by fireing the Charged Shot (This all counts as 1 Counter attack)]

*As Bass yanked, Bob yanked back hard. Making his arms fly off toward Bass, who blasts them with the charged shot*

Bob: Uh.......... Parlay?

Bass: How about Dead-lay. [Fires his Buster like a Machine Gun]

*Bob goes matrix dodging the fire, then takes off running*

[Bass's Dog, Trebel, Warps in and Cuts Bob off]
Bass: No where to run now Clayman...
[Bass and Trebel Charges up a Beam and Fires at bob]

*Bob drops to the ground throwing a blast shield over himself, the beams should collide in the middle, sending both Bass and treble flying. When Bob gets up it is revealed his arms grew back!*

OOC: Wonder how that happened! Dun, dun, DA!

Bass: NO! I will not lose to Gumby! TREBEL! [Bass and Trebel combine!] Now nothing will stop me [Bass charges and fires into the air, Destruction rains from the heavens]

OOC: What exactly is raining?

[The attack the Bass Launched up. the Energy blast that he fired...]

OOC: Sooooooooooo.......... Its like rain, or a large energy ball. Easy to dodge, hard to dodge. I got confused when you said rain.

[It's a Bunch of Beams Falling down! How hard do you think it is to dodge?!?!?!]

OOC: Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!

*Bob (now wearing a huge brown afro) performed a seventy's disco routine dodging all the blasts*

Bass: ARRGH! HE WON'T DIE! HE JUST WON'T DIE!!!!!!! Wait a sec [Thinks back to his days of Watching stuff on You Tube] I GOT IT!!!! DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!
[If bob does do that, this Happens..]

*does a barrel roll and breaks off leg as shown*

Bob: ow........

*Bob looks up at Bass*

Bob: Oh-OH MY GOD!!!! Your head its-its......... GOT A BULLET IN IT!

*Fires a revolver at Bass's head*

[Bass Dashes to avoid and then tosses something at bob]
Bass: Have a Present.
[If Bob Picks it up...]

*Bob is hit in the head with it, he then falls to his back, clutching his head in agony*

[In that case it blows up on his head]

*Bob's head exploded*

Bob:..................

*Bob holds up a sign reading "ouch"*

Bass: Is he dead yet? No? Then... AAAAARRRRRRRRHHH!!!! [Rapidly fires his Blaster at Bob]

*Bob is filled with holes, staggering backward*

Bob: ......................

*bob scribbles out "ouch" and writes something else, he then holds up the sign, which now reads "ow"*

[Bass keeps fireing...]

*Bob keeps getting more holey*

Bass: JUST DIE!!! [keeps firing]

*Bob's remaining upper body falls off and his legs dash away*

[soon the field looks like a waste-land from Bass's attacks. he keeps firing rapidly]

*Suddenly Bass receives a kick to the butt from behind. Then the legs run away*

[Bass fires at the legs]

OOC: Alright. I'm done. lol.

*The legs are reduced to nothing*

Doom bot: Winner! Bass!

Bass: Bout Damn Time!