Mallow: I'll definitely beat this guy... he's no match!
Patrick: Hmm... This is supposed to be one of those fights...
Mallow attacks Patrick with a quick Thunderbolt.
Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I didn't know there was a thunderstorm!
Mallow: (He isn't too bright... I'll beat him in no time! I'll use a stronger bolt!)
Mallow uses Shocker on Patrick.
Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (THE THUNDER CLOUDS ARE AGAINST ME!)
Patrick starts running around. Mallow jumps in front of him and punches him.
Patrick: Grr...! You're in cahoots with the thunder clouds!
Mallow: What clouds!?
Patrick: The ones up there!
As Mallow looks up, Patrick is still scared and angry, so he punches Mallow. Patrick is strong, though, so that wasn't exactly nothing for ol' marshmellow man.
Mallow: Argh! HP RAIN!
As the cloud was about to rain on Mallow, Patrick jumped on top of Mallow. All the healing went straight to Patrick!
Patrick: Make the clouds go away.
Mallow: What?
Patrick: MAKE THE CLOUDS GO AWAY!
Patrick kicks Mallow and then charges at him.
Mallow: Argh! This guy is really scaring me! I'll use "Snowy"!
Mallow summons a giant snowman to fall on Patrick. Patrick picks up Mallow and throws him under the snowman. Mallow is crushed.
Patrick: TAKE THAT!
Mallow: (Crud! I have to get out! I can't let this guy beat me!)
Patrick: Ooh... that's such a cool snowman! Where'd he come from?
Mallow then busted out of the snowman, making it fall into pieces.
Patrick: You... killed... the snowman...
Mallow: Eh?
Patrick: I WON'T FORGIVE YOU!
Patrick shoulder tackles Mallow and then punches him. He then sits on him.
Mallow: Ugh... got to... get u-up...
Patrick then farts on Mallow, making him faint. Patrick then gets up.
Patrick: I'm bored.
Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:16 am
