Match 19- Mermaid Man Vs Darth Revan

Bob: I can tell this won't be much of a Match
Bill: more along the lines of a Massacre
Fred: GO!

Mermaid Man: Mermaid Man away!

*Mermaid Man pulls out the strink ray and zaps Revan*

[Revan puts up hislightsaber and deflects it toward MM]

OOC: i do not think it can be delfected, it would shrink the light saber more likely.........But i'll play along.

*the beam flies right past MM, and hits the force field protecting the crowd, shrinking it, making the arena smaller*

MM: How did he block the shrink ray? he must be EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!

*MM Jumps into the Invisble boat-mobile, and drives towards Revan at full speed*

OOC: Lets say it shrunk but it being a lightsaber, also deflects the blast. So Revan would have taken out his extra.

Revan: What is this? I came to fight a worthy battle not some old man wearing a shell-bra.

[Revan attempts to jump on the boatmobile, but he cannot be sure if it really is there. Once he lands it the Boatmobile spins out of control.]

MM: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*The boat crashes against the force field and sends the 2 flieing*

*MM crashes to the ground eating dirt*

MM: Blah, next time i pick the restraunt Barnacle Boy......

[Revan lands on his feet.]

Revan: What are you rambling about?

[Revan uses force storm on MM]

*the lighting hits him from the top of his head*

MM: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

*The lighting zaps around in his head*

MM: That made me feel like a kid again!

*MM hits the M on his belt and a beam flies toward Revan*

Revan: I don't want to see what happens this time!

[Revan rolls out of the way and force crushes MM]

*MM is lifted up into the air and MM begins to get squeased*

MM: OOOOO, my back..............you fixed it!

*MM drops too the ground standing straight up*

MM: He he! I'm as fit as i was 50 years ago! Better!

*MM turns and looks at revan, he hits a button on his wrist, then jumps up into the air flying towards revan*

Revan: ... (Everything I do helps him!)

[Revan steps to the right, causing MM to crash into the barrier]

*MM puts his foot up and bounces off the barrier and onto the ground*

MM: Your getting good Barnacle Boy! But i'm better!

*When MM hit the button on his wrist, it was for the invisble boat-mobile, the invisble boat goes into reverse and crashes into Revan*

[Revan flies into the barrier]

Revan: I'm making a fool of myself. I know! If it fixed your back last time, it should mess it up again this time.

[Revan uses force crush again]

*MM is lifted up into the air and crack!*

MM: Oh...............

*MM's back go'es back to normal*

*Suddenly the lighting that is zapping around in his head hits his brain!*

MM: AAAAAAh!

*His brain is turned back on!*

MM: What the heck? What is this! I feel.......Good!

*MM makes a huge waterball in his hands and throws it at Revan*

OOC: By normal you mean like it was at the begining of the match, right?

[Revan easily dodges and force jumps to MM and slashes him with his lightsaber]

OOC: Yes.

*With his brain working again, MM easly dodges the slash*

MM: Oh, i'm not as agile as i once was ......

*MM shoots 3 types of beams at revan*

[Revan blocks the beams and uses force kill on MM and while he can't move Revan uses a master power attack]

Bob: A Strange but Intence Battle. I like it
Bill: I think the Crowd does too
Fred: This has got to be THE Stangest Match I've ever Ref.ed.

OOC: Blocks the beams with what? I will asume lightsaber....

*The first beam shrinks the lightsaber, the second turns it to a stick and the third sets it on fire*

*The fire causes revan to stop force kill*

MM: You appear very powerful...........Nothing seems to weaken you!

*MM rembers some thing*

MM: Now that i have my brain back i rember how to fix my back!

*MM hits a button on his wrist and a elextric surge goes up his spine fixing it*

MM: Now we fight!

*MM hits another button on his wrist and out pops a beam type
sword*

OOC: A sword that looks like a lightsaber

Revan: Good thing I don't leave my weapons on the Ebon Hawk.

[Revan pulls out another lighsaber and uses force whirlwind on MM. Then uses a less effective version of battle meditation while he waits for MM to break free.]

*MM fills the whirlwind with water, so he can control it*

MM: Prepare to face justice!

*MM now standing on top of the waterwhirl [or whatever its called] moves toward Revan*

OOC: you getting the picture i'm trying to describe?

OOC: Yeah.

Revan: You forget water conducts electricity, and I don't think it will help much anymore.

[Revan uses force lightning on the whirlpool]

*MM jumps off the whirlpool*

MM: Your brighter then i thought!

*MM makes the electrical water from the pool shoot towards revan*

Bob: WILL THIS DESIDE IT?!

[Revan uses force whirlwind again but in the opposite direction so the whirlpool stops spinning. Electrical spills everywhere. Revan jumps high in the air and on his way down he uses force push downward to keep the water from touching him.]

*MM holds the water back*

OOC: You no what i mean...... he can control water

*MM raises the water like a huge wave himself behind it*

MM: Justice shall win this day!

*MM makes the wave crash now on Revan*

OOC: The electicity would have worn out by now.

[Revan recovers easily.]

Revan: ...(if this keeps up I'm leaving. I'm not into fighting crazy old men.)

[Revan force chokes MM and slashes him while still holding him in the air.]

OOC: Ya the electic is worn out when its going to hit you! JK.

*MM is raised into the air but manages to hit a button on his wrist*

*The invisble boat comes flying towards revan in reverse*

*The slash comes down cutting MM's left arm off*

[Revan is slammed into the wall, and is pinned]

Revan: Why don't you bleed?

OOC: Light saber wounds bleed? But thats not the reason...

MM: [MM laughs] Prosthetic arm.

*MM attaches his arm back on, then holds the button on his wrist making the boat keep crushing revan against the wall*

OOC: It depend on the species. And Revan didn't see any indication of a wound at all.

[Revan force pushes the boat off of him and tries to make it move toward MM]

*It comes flieing back and hits MM*

MM: AAAAAAAAAh!

*MM's leg is broken*

*MM shoots is last type of ray at revan, and at the same time makes the boat go at full speed towards him*

[Revan puts out his hand and deflects the ray toward MM.]

OOC: Three things could happen: it could hit MM, it could hit the boat mobile, or it could hit nothing. I'll let you decide.

*The ray is deflected and heads striaght for MM just when the boat comes flieing by at top speed*

*The ray hits and it was the destruction ray, the boat blows up on contact, MM is cought in the explotion sennding him flieing*

*MM lands on his back, he gets up slowly, because of the fall and his leg*

MM: [Painting] [coughs up blood]

*MM points the power ring at revan, set to kill*

MM: Justice over evil. Not the other way. Your can't win.... [Coughs up blood]

*MM steps forward but Collapses before he can use the ring*

*MM hits the ground dead*

Revan: Finally, that guy was just plain annoying.

OOC: That was fun any way.......... Hey what ever happend to that energy blade (lightsaber) MM made? LOL

Fred:KO! Revan Wins!

OOC: I'm guessing it was on the arm Revan cut off. Then MM didn't use it after he put it back on.

OOC: ok lets go with that..........